In order to “aid” (I use the term loosely) my beloved with his commercial enterprises, I like to suggest ideas for t-shirt designs on a regular basis. These range from the “unusable” to “the deeply unusable”. Yesterday I emailed him suggesting the cultural mash-up, “Jabba the Hutt with Steve Buscemi eyes.” Whilst he has not deemed it fit for sale or essaying in his own pen, this very special image just arrived in my inbox. What is most remarkable about it, I think, is how you can hardly tell that Jabba is not wearing his own eyes.
